Friday, September 5, 2008

Redskins Radio Website is @ Mesmerizing @

If you occasionally like to feel like it's 1969 and you are a hippie enjoying some crazy flashback full of trippy contrasting colors, vivid imagery and nonsensical patterns, then the Redskins Radio website is just the place for you! If you ever suffered from seizures, you might want to skip this one*.

Don't get me wrong, I'm sure the office is full of football dudes who don't give a lick about websites, unless they are managing their fantasy football league. The site probably isn't considered a profit center, more likely just something they have because they think they have to.... makes sense.

But guys, you can do better. You are Redskins Radio. Bring in some kids from UMD or George Mason or something and have them give you the works -- for free! You know how much people love the Redskins? Enough to work for free! If that sounds a little risky (kids like to put viruses in code so pictures of their butts show up on your site down the road), then bring in a short-time professional consultant and get that thing up to speed.

"Wah, wah, too expensive, wah!"... Bologna!... Just the ad revenues alone from having people click some of that crap, as opposed to seizing up in their cubicles, will pay for the work. Heck, maybe if things go well, you could even hire an actual employee to do this crap, like real companies do.

*By the way, rumor has it that if you look at this website while listening to Colin Cowherd, he won't sound like such a raging dick.

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