Dow Gotcha Down? - Apply Chuck Norris

These jokes are mostly terrible, extremely nerdy, and have definitely brightened my day. Thanks to CNBC for sharing.

A couple favs:

Chuck Norris continues to short the Aussie market.

Chuck Norris still has his PB balances with Lehman.

Chuck Norris will sub-underwrite Iceland.

Chuck Norris doesn't hedge. He waits.

A couple weak attempts from me:

Chuck Norris's WaMu stock is still trading on the NYSE.

Chuck Norris doesn't time the market, the market times Chuck Norris.

Warren Buffet sold Chuck Norris preferred stock with a 10% dividend and stock warrants that are good for 5 years.

I look forward to more of these.